For the many years that I have been in real estate, I have fought consistent battles against “Real” value vs implied value, or assessed value. Here is what an appraisal is without definitional lingo.. It is a snapshot of the value of your house derived from comparable sales within the last year in your immediate area. Got That? Comparable means similar in size, beds, baths, etc, similar amenities, similar in age or “effective age” and close to your neighborhood. If you live in a middle class average neighborhood, compare to the millionaires row next door or the crack head heaven down the street won’t cut it. Foreclosures and “fire sale” or distressed sales? Not a comparable. Appraisers that disagree with me.. you are a disgrace to the business and I warn all homeowners of you… you cause major damage to the economy! The comparable must be what are referred to as “arms length transactions”. Are licensed real estate agents appraisers? No they are not. They can however be an excellent guage as to the potential marketability of your house and where you should price it to be competitive.

Here’s where it gets interesting. There are many online companies that promise a value of your home. Bogus. They are a decent guesstimate, but other than that.. bogus. Here’s the funny part though….  A lot of investors go to homeowners, whether it be in a buy or sell situation, armed with proof of the value of the home. This proof comes from the county or city tax records! First of all the tax records is ZERO indication of your properties’ worth. It simply is a reflection of “assessed” values by section or segment of the community that your house happens to fall within. It’s solely a number created for a tax basis. Everyday people argue their values to raise them, or lower them. Look at some of the ultra-rich multi million dollar homes. They will always be assessed as low as possible, as they know the true value of their home, but just don’t wish to pay the absurd taxes attached to that. When an investor tells you THEY know the value of your house… laugh in their face! When documented value becomes important in the transaction, you must get a reputable third party appraiser to do the valuation.

Have you ever heard the “conspiracy theories” out there about the federal reserve and banking systems coercing you into a non-enforcable contract called a “mortgage”? The reason it is non-enforceable is because the money lent to you for the purchase of the house is created “out of thin air” and therefore doesn’t really exist? Read The Creature From Jeckyll Island or The Fed if you wish to go deeply into this concept. I believe it as fact, but I don’t believe there is anything at all we as citizens can do about it.

In recent years, companies all across the country have sprung up claiming the unbelievable: they can completely eliminate your mortgage and you will own your house free and clear all based on the fact that the mortgage funding process is fraud and you can beat the banks at their own game. HAHHHAAAHHA right. Ok, once you learn the intricicies of WHY these companies propose this, it does make sense, and I do believe it is all factual information…. except the part about you being able to do anything about it. Here’s how it works:

  • You have a house with a mortgage
  • You want to get rid of the mortgage altogether and own the house free and clear
  • You and your new best buddy and the mortgage elimination company file a “fraudulent”  document at your county or city stated that existing mortgage is paid off (a lie)
  • You quickly refinance your house for cash and split the proceeds (no biggie, you’ll eliminate that new mortgage also)
  • You stop making your payments, the mortgage elimination company waves its magic wand and you’re FREE!

Not only does it not work, you’ll lose your house to foreclosure, you’ll damage your credit severely, and you’ll piss off the bank. Let me tell you again, this stuff is based on fact and it does make sense when you hear there arguments. Whether or not they are correct is not the point. The point is this is NOT the way to fight the system, the system WILL SCREW YOU. I have not tried this myself, nor do I plan on it, so again this is all opinion here. Please be careful of these scams, if you have any experience or involvement with these I would LOVE TO HEAR SOME STORIES!

Let’s now talk about one of the largest “scams” that I will not say is right or wrong. I am on the fence about this, but I’d love to know other’s opinions. The topic is “Repairs”. We as landlords know that part of the property managers’ role can be extended to overseeing repairs. This can be a racket if you run the numbers correctly. The markups for something as simple as replacing a water heater can be astronomical. If you due your diligence and call general handymen you’ll know that exactly what you should be paying. Compare this to what you are being charged by your property management company. Should the management company be getting paid more under the table to do the job the monthly percentage fees should be covering? I dunno.. you be the judge…

My method of investing was actual investing. I was implementing the “buy and hold” strategy, where I would buy, renovate and rent single family homes. This post is specifically for landlords in the same situation. I’d like to tell you to assist me in my goal of doing away with application fees, or at least putting a leash on what I’ll call the “app fee scam”. When you hire a third party property management company, it is common knowledge that they screen your tenants to gauge the likelihood of ability to pay rent, right? This can be done through a myriad of different techniques, one of which is an “application”. Well, this is fine and dandy, for screening of employment, and so on, but what’s gotten out of hand is the collection of fees (typically $30) for the potential tenants submission of this application. I hired many property management companies looking for “the one”. Never found it. The market is ruined and morality is ruined. What consistently happened? They collected more in application fees than they did for the entire year in management commissions. As I was on top of my business, they were fired and replaced. They were replaced by the next company that would “never” do such a thing, but alas, it happened again. It’s kind of a catch 22…how to screen the tenants properly without risking longer than acceptable vacancies and high costs associated with that. LANDLORDS….watch out for this and PLEASE contribute to this post to help end this deadly plague….

© 2012 Ugly House Buyer! Suffusion WordPress theme by Sayontan Sinha